Aristocat - Born to rule. Groomed to slay.

Dignity? Check. Drama? Double check. Aristocat is feline royalty draped in pearls, velvet, and enough attitude to bankrupt Versailles. With jeweled sunglasses, a feathered hat, and a stare that says “I don’t chase mice—I hire staff,” this majestic moggy is purr-fection for lovers of humor, glamour, and absurdly high standards.

Need a special size? Pop us an email—we’ll magic it up for you, priced just like our regular A-series. Fancy is mandatory.